I Was a 12 Year Old Rock Star

I was a boy genius that was considered at the College level before I was 12. At school they gave the test, Santa came with my Sear’s weight set, and then the results of the competency test came back. I had a gray hair 2 years later, and then finally a 4-hair beard while still 13. I was a born vegetarian and really, really have a sweet tooth! (For fruit, though!) I mainly ate breakfast cereal, even twice a day. I truly believe that the overall vitamin content allowed me to be an actual man by the age of 12!