I Was a 12 Year Old Rock Star

I believe that I have created too many business cards with icy cold winter scenes. With a high of 69* predicted (for today 06/23/26), I think that my new approach will involve a form of an energetic existence that will supersede all other effective outer influences, so that I am like a Red Ready Rooster. From now on I shall become known Rooster McBrewster, the up and atom power source of all elaborately displayed, and overwhelmingly exuberant actions. Tomorrow rain is predicted. I have refrained from waxing my car for the fourth time in a 7 day period. I have kept that “foreign-jobber” off the road as much as possible. It is a 2016 Piss-ant with only 68,000 on it. The back seat area looks virginal, and pure. Do you know how to open the back door in order to polish the inside well painted area down below and nearly all around? When insisting that each and every section of the car is showroom ready, that is what is known as detailing. I finally opened the hood, and trunk. I need to be more attentive to the edging around the main structures. You could kiss my rear door shiny and new looking painted parts. I have a secret that no one can hear of. have you yet, heard of it? Mother claimed that my foreign car must be a flood reject! Even though a local fellow said like “yeah, there’s such as salt too, and what is referred to around here as “Up-North”, I still have a guaranteed plan. If I take a wire brush (3 for $1.79 @ the local hardware store) and rub and scrub, and then some water, baking soda, and some aluminum foil to scrape back and forth, the muffler will be ready! (At least the part that shows! We live on a hill, and you can see the muffler from the kitchen window!)

P.S. The foil thing works on chrome too, as long as the rust isn’t too deep.