I Was a 12 Year Old Rock Star

I am here at Father’s desk once again. Everything other than the basic essentials are here with me. I will soon give away my four appliances to The Salvation Army. When I listed those on Craig’s pissed, my phone stopped taking calls. There must have been some type of conspiracy. I tried back before I moved with no luck at all. These are four of the best appliances that anyone could want. I will be happy once the $100.00 per month in storage facility rent is removed down to a 10×20 sized fee. After about a year I will actually begin to draw in a special form of “income”. As long as I put those away, I will have enough for my next “new” used car! Did I mention that I was so daringly close to having won $100,000.00. I picked 5 baseball teams last August. One lost! Oh well. I will cover the Hore-net’s, or wasp nest little section back up. The guard was being nice and not at all aggressive, or defensive. Any that need to leave, can access the original entrance on the garage side of things. It poured 3 buckets worth of rain drops that poured from that corner, on my side of things. I so very well now feel the prestige and honor of a fellow that truly proved his worth. Forget cleansing the cellar steps so that Mother can take one at a time, with her face nearly kissing each step. Those are rest stops for her. I know here near the basement bar when she has stayed and watched some T.V. It is when that set is turned up to a 94 volume setting that I just somehow know, that is how it was. So now no, my perfect and overwhelmingly sanitizing of the bathroom and kitchen areas while “old-girl” is at church on Sunday, does not either completely offer my overall and voluminous standard of room-mate-ed-ness. It shall come down to how well I clean off the exterior of those lower gutter parts. Once finished, a profound brightness and handsomely coated application of new paint will highlight my efforts of labor to the acme of appreciation. I will also make an overt attempt of getting my nephews to help. They should be paid lovingly while I simply watch, and let the love come through. All will be mine to bask and bathe in.